WHERE'S THE PAPER?

There are many versions of "Where's the Paper" skit. The basic theme is a Chief, King, Queen, or some other figure of authority, commands his tribe or subjects to to search the lands for paper.

The first tribal member presents the Chief with a book, printed with the finest ink. The Chief replys "Yes, this is a very nice book, but it's not exactly what I was looking for."

The second tribal member presents the Chief with a newspaper, made from the finest bark. The Chief replys "Yes, this a little better, but it's not exactly what I was looking for."

This goes on, member after member. Until the last member brings the Chief a bag. The Chief opens the bag and pulls out a roll of toilet paper and begins running off stage, shouting "Yes, this exactly what I was looking for!"